For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jeremiah 29:11

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

My Funny Kids...

T.J.'s awesome bedtime prayer - "Dear Jesus, thank you for super powers, but I really wish I had a jet pack"

Chris' Labor-Day gift to me - "mommy, I pooped on the rug"

T.J.'s biggest accomplishment - after creating a fishing pole out of a broom stick, some fishing line and a dead bug he found in the garage - he caught a bass in the pond across the street with the first "cast".

Chris' offer to the bank teller - "I'm a big boy, wanna see me underwear?" (said as he pulled down his pants)

T.J.'s new word - During his homework time he was supposed to draw something he can hear. So he chose to draw a dinedom. No I have no Idea what that is - but he told me it's something that flies in your ear when you're trying to think.

Chris' declaration - "I tooted". Also said at the bank, just moments after he pulled down his pants .

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